Thursday, February 25, 2010

Very bad poetry #2

HEART ACHE

It was a long day,
My heart crushed,
My head pounding,
I gotta go!
No one tells me no,
Not even that girl,
I dont care if she was a ho,
She makes my heart ache,
It wants her back,
But my head doesnt,
What to do now?
I want her back so bad,
But how?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Very bad poetry

Walkin down the street just yesterday, got myself kicked out of the NBA! Yo my name is joe and i aint got no doe but i really gotta go!!! Maybe ill become a ho?

Friday, February 12, 2010

M: Hello.....

W: Hi

M: Are you going somewhere or coming home?

W: None of you business

M: Hey hey!

W: hey what?

M: Look we have been here for five hours!

W: And?

M: Im just tryin to create conversation.....

W: Fine! Im on my way home

M: Me too! From where?

W: Im on my way home from a business trip.

M: Ahhhh i see. As am i!

W: Well good. What line of business are you in?

M: Im a manager of a corperation. You?

W: Im a finacial manager.

M: Well damn!!!!

W: What?

M: Thats nota bad job!

W: Thank you......who is that? no one has been here all day....

M: I dont know but he has a gun....get down!!!!

W: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MM: BANG BANG!!!!!!

W: Are you ok??

M: YEs are you?

W: Yes im good!

M: Did you see where he went?

W: Yes that way!!!

M: Ill get him!

W: Noooooooooo

M: Why?

W: I know him......

M: What the fu**

W: It was all a plan....

M: What was a plan? To shoot me??

W: Yes then take your money and car.....

W: But i couldnt let him do that....i kinda like you....

M: well fu** you women you tried to have me killed!!

W: Im sorry, i didnt let him though....

M: But you had full intensions to earlier...

W: Yes, but you dont know how bad i need the money

M: Honestly i dont give a sh**

W:.......

M: See ya women!!!!!! And yes ill have you arrested